Saturday, August 9, 2025

"That belongs in a museum"

I've been trying, on and off, for more than a decade to find a new home for this behemoth Emergency Resource Management Plan. Joan and I acquired it in a bulk lot of used books circa 2010.

As I wrote 13 years ago on this blog:

In 1967, two years after the end of his second (nonconsecutive) term as Delaware's governor and less than five years after the Cuban Missile Crisis, Elbert Nostrand Carvel received this 2½-inch-thick, six-pound blue binder from the state's Office of Emergency Planning. It begins with a letter indicating: "The State of Delaware has developed a plan for the assessment and management of its resources in the event of an emergency caused by a nuclear attack on this country." 

There are tabbed sections on Construction and Housing; Economic Stabilization; Food; Health and Water; Industrial Production; Manpower; Petroleum, Gas and Solid Fuels; Transportation; and Electric Power.

I'm dubious about how helpful all of this planning would have been following a full-scale nuclear war between the United States and the Soviet Union. And now it's just a relic. A six-pound doorstop that encapsulates a moment of state-level planning during the Cold War. A monument to the folly of believing there would be survivability in armageddon.

But an important monument. It's history, and I think it's crucial that it be preserved. So I hauled it from house to house during two different moves. We had it in our Dover Antique Mall vending space at one point, but there were no takers. And I've listed it online several times without getting any bites. Finally, I gave it another go on eBay — and there was a taker.

It's going to a museum!

This is the greatest possible outcome. The historic blue behemoth now belongs to the National Museum of Civil Defense, located at Randolph Air Force Base in central Texas. 

The nonprofit museum was formed in 2020 and, in the short time since then, according to its website, it "has grown into an organization with the largest known Collection of related artifacts and archival materials. The NMCD connects with the public through online and social media presence, related conferences, oral history interviews, and artifact preservation." The museum does not have a permanent brick-and-mortar location yet, but is planning toward that end. In the meantime, interested researchers can make arrangements to view the collection.

This is how those who operate the museum describe U.S. civil defense history:
"Civil Defense is defined as 'plans or activities organized by civilians and civilian authorities for the protection of civilian population and property in times of such disasters or emergencies as war or floods.' The United States has had some form of a Civil Defense program since the formation of the Office of Civilian Defense in 1941. Since then, the focus, size, scope, and visibility of the program has ebbed and flowed with the changing geopolitical tides.  Tied to developments in strategic nuclear weapons, missiles, and even spy satellites ​— it endured name changes to 'Civil Preparedness' and later 'Emergency Management.' Throughout this time, thousands of men and women (both paid employees and volunteers) at the federal, state, and local government dedicated themselves to the goal of protecting the public against catastrophe.

​"Today, Civil Defense is often seen in the public eye as a curiosity — generally associated with the early Cold War. Too often, the prevailing historical perspective on Civil Defense is less than a superficial footnote. It is the utmost goal of our organization to preserve this history in a way that reflects the dignity and urgency of the program, and the people who created and dedicated their lives to it. The Museum believes that there are many stories remaining to be told."
And now the story of Delaware's state-level emergency planning in the late 1960s can be told with more detail, too. I'm thrilled to have helped in a tiny way to make this possible. 

Sunday, August 3, 2025

1924 advertisement: "Heaney's Great Milk Can Escape"

From 101 years ago, here's a catalog entry for Heaney's Great Milk Can Escape from 1924's Heaney Magic Company Catalogue No. 25. Per Wikipedia, Gerald Heaney (1899-1974) was a stage musician and magic props supplier from Berlin, Wisconsin. He started a mail-order business for tricks, props and other magician supplies in the early 1920s. 

A profile of Heaney by Pat Fitzpatrick in the October 31, 1965, issue of The Post-Crescent of Appleton, Wisconsin, states: "In the early years Heaney built numerous escapes used by himself and his wife in the shows. Many times during the past four decades, Princess Aloiv [his wife, Viola McCarthy] has floated through the air, under the showman's hypnotic powers. An accomplished musician, she plays the organ during performances, and records music for playback in the course of the show. Heaney has had many assistants over the years. The principal requirement for girls working in mysteries is that they must be small enough to fit into the Chinese torture wheel and the vivisection illusion."

Heaney's Great Milk Can Escape states, in part: "Looks impossible and it seems as if the performer will meet his fate in the padlocked can. The large can is filled with water and the performer enters in a bathing sit, a screen is drawn and the assistants stand outside with hatchets and watches in their hands, knowing the over four or five minutes in the water filled can would mean a drowning death. The escape is made in a very short space of time and the can is found to be as secure as before the escape. Our Milk Cans are of the best material and labor. They cannot be duplicated. ... Can be performed by anyone."

The cost was $30.

That's more than $560 today! Being a magician was costly, and the secrets were expensive!

Saturday, August 2, 2025

Cathy's Little Free Libraries in Globe, Arizona

Last week, we were in Globe, Arizona, and the surrounding area and found two delightful Little Free Libraries, both of which were dedicated to the life and memory of Cathy Sanchez-Cañez (also listed as Catherine "Cathy" Eileen Cañez). She died at age 52 on July 22, 2019, during a flash flood in Globe. 

Cathy was a special education teacher who spent most of her career working with students in the Globe/Miami area. There is now a Cathy Sanchez-Cañez Foundation and other regular community efforts in her memory. This past April saw the publication of Teacher from Heaven. Its description states: "Aubrey is a kind and thoughtful girl who loves her hometown of Globe, Arizona. From learning to read with her teacher to spending time with the people she loves, Aubrey knows that in her small town, little moments matter. Teacher from Heaven is a warm and loving story about family, friends, and loss. ... This story shows how one person’s kindness can live on, even after they are gone."

And there are the Little Free Libraries. According to an article in the March 31, 2021, edition of the Copper Country News, there are four of them, including one at Miami Veterans Memorial Park. (We visited the locations at Leonard Paul's Pizza and Globe City Hall.) What a wonderful way to keep her memory alive with the sharing of books!

The Copper Country News article states: "The mission of Cathy’s Little Free Library is to promote literacy and the love of reading, foster a sense of community and connection, and create a lasting memorial to Cathy Sanchez-Cañez. The campaign began as an idea last year and with the overwhelming amount of love and support from so many, it has now become four unique libraries that have circulated more than 400 books into the community. ... Each library was constructed by family and friends who donated all materials and time to build them with love. [Globe] Mayor Al Gameros hand painted each library specifically for the area they are placed. He said the Miami one was special to him; born and raised in Miami, Mayor Gameros is a Vandal and Cathy Sanchez-Cañez spent the last few years teaching at [Miami Unified School District]."

Here are some more photos I took.
We left many more books than we took at the two libraries last weekend, helping in a small way to keep them freshly stocked (and to keep Resimplify Me going strong). We did snag an old Encyclopedia Brown paperback for nostalgia's seek and, oddly, a DVD of Them! an old science-fiction film I'd been thinking about lately. I'm looking forward to returning to Globe and Miami to continue restocking Cathy's and other Little Free Libraries.

Friday, August 1, 2025

Book cover: "The Roadside Wildlife Book" ... plus skunks

  • Title: The Roadside Wildlife Book
  • Author: Richard Mabey (1941-present). He also wrote The Unofficial Countryside, which I blogged about in 2021.
  • Publisher: Sphere Books Limited, London
  • Year: 1978 (first published 1974)
  • Pages: 141
  • Format: Trade paperback
  • Price: 95p in the United Kingdom, £1.04½p in Ireland
  • Back cover blurb: "From high-speed motorways to meandering country lanes, roads are an integral part of our modern countryside, and Britain's road verges total half a million acres of land. Now Richard Mabey, top-selling author of FOOD FOR FREE, has compiled a fascinating and informative guide to our roadside wildlife. This book not only give an introduction to the natural history you may encounter on the roads (which could range from migrating toads to gale-blown sea ducks), but also shows how wildlife is adapting to the influence of the dominant mammal, travelling Man."
  • Acknowledgments: Mabey notes that Nan Fairbrother's writings, including the 1970 book New Lives, New Landscapes was a key influence. That book is about "planning a humane landscape for a technological society."
  • First sentence: The first country road I remember was one my father wheeled me along in a push-chair most Sunday mornings during the last year of the war.
  • Last sentences: But as I hope I have shown, leaving your car is not only better for the land. It also gives you a chance to meet the natural world face to face.
  • Random excerpt from middle #1: Breckland has a unique collection of plants, some of which grow nowhere else in the British Isles and belong really to the Russian steppes.
  • Random excerpt from middle #2: There was a remarkable Noah's Ark operation done on a family of Hertfordshire badgers at Bishop's Stortford on the route of the new M11. They were successfully transplated 50 miles away, in a disused sett.
  • Random excerpt from middle #3 (this was written in 1974, remember): An ecologically acceptable vehicle would not just be a "safety" car but an "organic" one, fitting in as far as possible with the needs of all the creatures it has to share space with. Space is a key notion; the ecological car would occupy less than a third of the road space of the modern saloon — 9,000 square inches has been recommended as the maximum. It would be powered by electricity, or some other non-polluting energy source, and would be restricted in its power (and therefore energy consumption), its top speed, and the amount of noise it could make. Ideally it would be automated on trunk roads and only be put back into a human's unsteady hands when it was on a side road and unlikely to meet much other traffic. It is surely not beyond the wit and our car manufacturers — always paraded as the spearhead of British technology — to mass-produce a car of this sort.
  • Rating on Goodreads: 3.67 stars (out of 5)
  • Contemporary review: In the November 28, 1974, edition of The Guardian, Richard Boston wrote: "Mr Mabey is scrupulously fair in presenting the arguments in favour of the motor car. For people who live in towns the car is a liberator, and the country could for them almost be defined as what can be seen from a car. But there are limits to fairness, and the general tone of the book is polemical. The car is also a great destroyer, both through pollution and means of a more brutally fatal impact. Mabey reckons that two and half million birds are killed on British roads every year, and 1,000 badgers in Somerset alone. As destructive as the car is thoughtless hedge-cutting, especially by means of the flail-type cutter. Ruthless hedge control is not only brutal in the short run but is eventually going to bring about major changes in the look of our landscape."
  • Related thoughts: I don't go out on roads too much, and there's not much to stop and see (other than Little Free Libraries) in the middle of the 110-degree desert. But our backyard wildlife here in Florence is interesting. Earlier this year I did my best to assist a pair of hummingbird chicks that left their tiny nest just a little too early. And this morning I was greeted by a green hummingbird that hovered right near my head, reminding me to fill its hanging feeder. But the big thing lately is skunks. This is our second summer of skunks. We had a few babies last summer and I kind of pampered them, because the reality is that skunks in residential areas don't live very long lives. Then, in the late spring of this year, a lone pudgy skunk that I assumed was pregnant started returning regularly to feed. And, hey presto, now we have three or four tiny toddlers that come regularly, including one that isn't at all scared of me. The skunks make it a little trickier to feed the feral cats (Mamacita, Creamsicle, Splash, Meowmix and Gumball), who keep their distance and wait their turn. So I work a little extra in the evenings to make sure they all have enough water and food. Because, like I said, it's 110. In fact, we're entering a stretch of a week or more where it's going to be 112 to 115 daily. Poor critters.

Saturday, July 26, 2025

Snapshot & memories: Well-dressed for first day of nursery school

That's quite the amazing outfit I'm wearing inside the house on Mulberry Street in Montoursville, Pennsylvania. The photo is captioned "First day of Nursery School, Sept. 3, 1974" — nearly 51 years ago. I am about 3 years and 9 months old in this snapshot.

Groovy fashion maven Wendyvee comments: "Moms of the mid-1970s — always dressing their boys as if they were cosplaying 'Junior Executive in Business Casual at a Team Building Retreat Weekend.' Winning the side hair part and mischievous smile game, though."

I'm also thinking what an amazing fireplace that is. That was an amazing house, overall; I wish I remembered more of it. Thank heavens for a few stray snapshots that still exist. I'm sure it would seem impossibly small if I went inside today. Even my hazy memories tell me the upstairs was very cramped, and I was tiny then. Here's another shot of the interior and another great Chris outfit.

(If I had access to the Mulberry Street house, and if that fireplace is still there and if I could find similar clothes at a vintage clothing store, I guess I could try to recreate this photo for the side-by-side effect. But it wouldn't be pretty.)

I have very few memories of my two years of nursery school, though I wrote about it a little in this 2018 post. I did eventually launch me on my successful public school journey, though!

Friday, July 25, 2025

"Stress the help. Not detention — help."

One of my current reads is Our Children's Children, a 1974 novel by pastoral sci-fi author Clifford D. Simak. As the story opens, thousands of humans from the far future are streaming into present-day Earth using portals of some sort. This is causing an immediate crisis for world governments, because what are you supposed do with all of these newcomers in need of basic human resources and care?

I began reading more closely, considering parallels with our current moment.

Here are some passages from the opening chapters:

  • "They count upon your sufferance," said the man. "They are refugees."
  • "An invasion, you might call it. but not a warlike invasion. They are coming emptyhanded. They are quiet and peaceable."
  • [U.S. president speaking to Secretary of Defense] "Use every resource at your command. You have inflatable shelters. How about transportation and food. ... You'll have to handle it on an emergency basis until we can settle on some plan. Don't worry too much about procedures. If you have to bend a few them, we'll take care of that."
  • [U.S. president speaking to White House press secretary about informing the press] "Tell them we're trying to find out. The situation is under study. You can tell them the armed services are moving rapidly to help these people. Stress the help. Not detention — help. The guard may have to be called out to do the job."
  • "Children of our children," said the President, "many times removed. If they're truly from the future, they are our descendants. We can't turn our backs on them."
  • "Just ordinary people, sir. Far as I can see. No different from us, except that they got a sort of funny accent. They dress funny. ... But they are polite and cooperative. They don't give us no trouble."

So we'll see where the tale goes from here...

I did peek ahead to some of the comments and reviews on Goodreads, and this excerpt from Cheryl in July 2020 stuck out: "I love stories with 'no bad guys' ... I mean, yeah, there is a threat, but all the people from both eras are just doing the best they can. I'm glad Simak didn't live to see our divisiveness that enabled the election of Trump. I do note that southern Wisconsin, Simak's home, voted for him, but they were desperate for jobs iirc and believed the charm of the businessman. I wonder if we'll ever have the kind of world, or even country, that Simak saw as a possibility."

50 years ago today: Crazy curl perms & "Crazy Mama"

Just for the halibut, here are some headlines and advertisements from the Friday, July 25, 1975, edition of the Worthington (Minnesota) Daily Globe:

Saturday, July 19, 2025

Strath Haven's David Letterman Club

In February 1988, The Philadelphia Inquirer published a story about the coolest club we had at Strath Haven High School in Wallingford, Pa. Yes, indeed, we had a David Letterman Club, in which students gathered after school to watch VHS tapes of his shows on a rolling AV cart.

The Inquirer story was reported and written by Gloria Hoffner1, with a group photo that was taken by Al Tielemans. I'm way in the back of the photo and clearly in need of a haircut. This wasn't my only appearance in the Inquirer. I was also mentioned numerous times, in conjunction with the Steve Jeltz Fan Club, in Jayson Stark's Baseball Week in Review. And a ridiculous full article about that club, with a photo of me wearing a tie, was published by the Inquirer in, I think, the summer of 1990. I'll have to dig that one up.

Here are some excerpts from Hoffner's article:

  • Each Wednesday afternoon, about 20 Strath Haven High School students gather around a TV set in science room 211. But instead of of watching the usual educational-television fare, they watch stupid pet tricks.2 Did someone sabotage the videotape? Nope. It's Late Night with David Letterman, and it's no mistake.
  • Armed with a fast-forward control button, the club members search past the commercials3 for the meat of the programs. They say their favorites are the animal acts and the sports foul-ups.
  • Rick Kosel, a Strath Haven science teacher and the club's adviser, said that "about three or four years ago" Jamie Hooper, a resident of Swarthmore who is now attending Dartmouth, asked if we could have a club to watch taped videos of David Letterman because the show comes on at 12:30 p.m., and he didn't want to stay up that late. "We have a school policy that if a student comes up with a club idea, has 10 interested students and an adviser, then it can be considered an after-school club," Kosel said.
  • "When I heard about the David Letterman Club, I thought it was a good idea because there are many students from one-parent homes or from homes where both parents are working, and this was a place they could go while waiting for their bus," [Activities Director Charlotte] Higler said.
  • [Higler] said the David Letterman Club costs the district about $200 a year — the cost of Kosel's adviser's salary of $11 per hour. Kosel pays for the tapes, and the school already owned the videotape player.
  • "I think it is a good thing because this way the kids who love David Letterman don't stay up until 1 a.m. watching, and it keeps their minds on their homework rather than on TV," Higler said.

That was 37 years ago. In 1993, Letterman left NBC's Late Night with David Letterman and began hosting Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He retired in May 2015 after more than 4,200 episodes at CBS, including being the first talk show to return after 9/11. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert took over the famed Ed Sullivan Theater in Manhattan after Letterman retired, and Colbert was still going strong when CBS abruptly announced Thursday that his show will be canceled effective May 2026. There are strong indications that CBS's announcement represent a form of appeasement to the president of the United States, who has long expressed disdain for Colbert. Silencing comedians who poke fun at you is apparently what we do now in our democracy.

Speaking of the president, this is what David Letterman himself had to say about him way back in an interview with The Associated Press published on July 10, 2017:
QUESTION: Speaking of the current administration, late-night seems to have become mostly Trump jokes and tirades. Do you miss not being part of that?

LETTERMAN: "Here's what I keep saying: We know there's something wrong, but what I'm tired of is people, daily, nightly, on all the cable news shows telling us there's something wrong. I just think we ought to direct our resources and our energies to doing something about it. And other people have made this point: If the guy was running Dairy Queen, he'd be gone. This guy couldn't work at The Gap. So why do we have to be victimized by his fecklessness, his ignorance? But it's just the behavior is insulting to Americans, whether you voted for him or not — and I feel bad for people who did vote for him because he promised them things that they really needed and one wonders if he's really going to come through. I know there's trouble in this country, and we need a guy who can fix that trouble. I wish it was Trump, but it's not, so let's just stop whining about what a goon he is and figure out a way to take him aside and put him in a home."
That was eight long years ago. Which paradoxically seems even longer ago than when I was watching Letterman VHS tapes at Strath Haven in 1988.

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Footnotes
1. What a cool story Gloria Hoffner has! Here's an excerpt from her About the Author page on Amazon: "When I was a little girl my dream was to be an astronaut. So in 7th grade I wrote to NASA to ask what I needed to study in high school and college to travel into space. NASA sent me a form letter. It said study Latin and German, the language of scientific papers at the time, to study physics, math etc. Then as I reached the bottom on the page, in blue ink, handwritten, was a note that said, 'Of course we do not accept women into the space program.' It was 1967 and discrimination against women was legal and accepted. So, I turned to my second love, science fiction, and decided I would be the next Jules Verne. I read and wrote stories constantly(asked my teachers, family and friends to read them) and planned my career. I met a science fiction writer in high school and applied to college. I realized that I needed a full time job as I worked towards a career in fiction, so I majored in journalism." That led her to a career at The Philadelphia Inquirer, and later she published the award-winning book Science for Seniors: Hands-On Learning Activities.
2. Some "Stupid Pet Tricks" trivia from Wikipedia: "When Letterman left [for CBS], NBC asserted their intellectual property rights to several of the most popular Late Night segments. ... Notably, however, 'Stupid Pet Tricks' originated on Letterman's 1980 early morning show The David Letterman Show, to which Letterman, not NBC, owned the rights. This meant 'Stupid Pet Tricks' was able to cross over to the CBS show with its name and concept unchanged."
3. Nowadays those commercials would make those VHS tapes (if they still exist) pure gold. VHS tapes are making quite the comeback, as I plan to delve into later this summer. But even more valuable and collectible than certain commercial VHS tapes are home recordings of shows, movies and live sporting events onto blank tapes. They can contain commercials, news broadcasts, bumpers and other content that would otherwise be long lost. If you have these from the 1980s or 1990s, they usually sell for a decent price on eBay.