To celebrate this milestone, I'm blowing out the budget and bringing in the biggest stars of ephemera for today's post. So, without further ado, here are (drum roll) Casper the Friendly Ghost, Jerry Richardson, David McCallum, Elvis Presley, R2-D2 and some chickens.
Casper wants you to brush your teeth
public service announcement from a circa 1975 Casper the Friendly Ghost comic book. The "Don't Give Plaque a Ghost of a Chance" message is co-sponsored by the American Dental Association and Harvey Comics.
In addition to Casper, Harvey Comics, which ceased publication in 1994, brought us such memorable characters as The Ghostly Trio, Wendy the Good Little Witch, Little Dot, Baby Huey, Richie Rich, Sad Sack and Little Lotta.1
Jerry Richardson: Methodist All-American
the December 1956 issue of Together (The Midmonth Magazine for Methodist Families) that I discovered at Hoke-E-Geez in Bedford, Pennsylvania. And that issue has even more treasures to divulge.
For example, Fred Russell, a sportswriter with the Nashville Banner, selected the first All-American All-Methodist football team. He called it "an explosive, power-pulsing, jet-impelled lineup which any coach in the country would be happy to direct."
Russell selected both a university-level team and a college-level team. Interestingly, the university-level team is filled with players from Southern Cal, Syracuse, Duke and Northwestern, as all of those schools were considered to be "Methodist-related" at the time.2 Thus, Syracuse halfback Jim Brown is a member of Russell's team.
But the All-American who caught my eye was a member of the college-level team: Jerry Richardson of Wofford College in Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Richardson went on to play for the Baltimore Colts in 1959 and 1960. He caught a touchdown pass from Johnny Unitas in the Colts' victory over the New York Giants in the 1959 NFL championship game.3 Richardson went on to become majority owner and founder of the NFL's Carolina Panthers. He made the millions that helped him launch the Panthers as an expansion team with his work from the 1960s through 1990s as one of the titans of the chain-restaurant business.
David McCallum: "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." and his fans
David McCallum, star of "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." is featured on the cover of the June 6-12, 1965, TV book that was inserted in the York, Pennsylvania, Sunday News.
Of course, McCallum is best known these days as Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard on "NCIS" -- one of my daughter's favorite TV shows.4
In the article about "U.N.C.L.E.", McCallum, who was 31 the time, complains about the struggles of being a dreamboat and having a gaggle of teenage fans chasing him at all times:
"And they all want to kiss me. Always, if my wife's along, they ask her first if they may. Funny, they never ask me."McCallum also insists that his 1960s haircut is a trend-setter, not a trend-follower: "The Beatles have a McCallum haircut, not vice versa. I've had mine for eight years."
World of Illusions: An attraction you can skip
Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The cover features a wizard (presumably Merlin), R2-D2 and Elvis Presley. Inside, the brochure touts (these are verbatim):
- Make one of your friends disappear
- Watch an amazing recreation of Houdini's Chinese Torture Escape
- Participate in an 18th Century seance
- Watch a Star Ship Transporter materialize an Imperial Warrior5
- See the Wizard Merlin levitate right before your eyes
- Take your picture with RD2, and other characters inspired by "Star Wars"6
In fact, these excerpts of "World of Illusions" reviews from TripAdvisor are surely more entertaining than the attraction itself:
- "Just went to this place in July 2011 and it was horrible. The place is so outdated it should be ashamed. I don't have anything else to say but spend your money elsewhere!!!"
- "Don't waste your $8 on this. It is 10 minutes of my life wasted that I will never get back. Everything in there was totally lame we didn't even crack a smile. There is not much to see and it takes just a few minutes to go through. It sucks!"
- "This sad excuse for a 'tourist attraction' was BY FAR the worst waste of money I have ever spent...and I have seen some cheesy things. I expect a certain amount of 'lame' with an $8.00 tourist attraction but this was ridiculous! This place would have been sad if it was free!"
- "world of suck ... It was more like someone printed out a bunch of 'illusions' from the internet and framed them. And if the attraction didn't suck bad enough, the exit drops you out into an alleyway.
- "The biggest waste of time and money in Gatlinburg and quite possibly the entire Eastern United States!"
And, finally, some chickens...
These are chickens, apparently. They looks more like a 1980s poultry hair band to me.
The illustration is from the cover of the October 1934 issue of Poultry Tribune.7 Did chickens really look like this once? Can chickens like this be found today?
I really need a poultry expert to weigh in here.8
See, you never know what you're going to find on Papergreat.
Who knows what the next 200 posts will bring...
Don Markstein's Toonopedia states: "Lotta's schtick, which pretty much summed up the driving force of most stories about her, was that she ate to excess. Her figure showed it, too — but that was the only normal effect of her dietary habits. Instead of sluggishness and high blood pressure, Lotta's overeating gave her immense strength; and instead of being called ugly names by the other kids, Lotta was lionized for her muscle power. For these reasons, Little Lotta is considered by many to be one of the worst role models in comics." Also, and I hesitate to mention this, but I find it extra disturbing that Lotta Plump was often pictured in short skirts and with her knickers showing. And, yes, I'm aware that sentence I just wrote is going to draw undesirable search-engine traffic to Papergreat.
2. For example, the University of Southern California originally operated in affiliation with the Methodist Church. But, according to Wikipedia: "The university is no longer affiliated with any church, having severed formal ties in 1952." Interestingly, Russell's article was published in 1956, four years after those formal ties were severed.
3. The 1959 NFL championship game was a rematch of the fabled 1958 NFL championship, which is dubbed "The Greatest Game Ever Played."
4. My favorite McCallum movie is -- no surprise here -- "The Great Escape."
5. What does that even mean? That deserves the Picard Response.
6. I guess misspelling it as "RD2" is their boneheaded attempt at skirting trademark infringement.
7. The advertisement on the back cover of this issue was the subject of a Papergreat post on June 20.
8. My lame attempt at research included using "rooster with lots of hair" as a search query in Google Images. The results were almost as laughable as my query. They included Conan O'Brien, Rooster Cogburn and Selena Gomez.