(Note, among many other things, how the cat is trying desperately to disappear into the background and avoid association with this nonsense.)
An additional reason to follow The Kitsch Bitsch on Facebook right now is that it's bringing its A+ game for Halloween.
Some of the the posts are pure silliness — smiling heads on platters, racy witch costumes and such. But mixed in (cue Vincent Price voice) are some mildly disturbing vintage photos from Halloweens past. For example:
Still there? And that's only half the fun. The other half comes when you dive into the comments, where snarkiness and one-liners rule the day.
So do yourself a favor and spice up your Facebook feed by adding The Kitsch Bitsch alongside Uncle Melvin's political rants, Aunt Judy's cat memes and those daily photos of the children of that woman you worked with for three months in 2009.