Must Protect This House! No room for you here, LarQ! Hope you learned your lesson! pic.twitter.com/PQU0PG3py2— Teddy Roosevelt (@Teddy26Nats) July 5, 2014
Besides the fact that oversized heads are inherently scary, do we really need this kind of mascot violence in the world of baseball?
More importantly, has anyone yet scripted a horror movie about huge-headed U.S. presidents enacting a reign of terror across the nation?
This could be the poster...