Monday, January 27, 2014

FOVA #14: Goat Lymph Sanitarium Association (say what?!)

Magazine: The Strand Magazine
Date: Unknown
Company: Goat Lymph Sanitarium Association (New York, Chicago, San Francisco and Toledo, Ohio)
Product: Goat Lymph Treatment for Nervous Diseases
Text: In this treatment — the most important advancement of the century in therapeutics — sufferers from neurasthenia (nervous prostration and exhaustion), locomotor ataxia, paralysis, epilepsy, articular rheumatism, and the troubles incident to premature old age, have the strongest possible encouragement for complete recovery. Our new magazine gives full information. It will be mailed to you on request.

Note: And if this doesn't work, there's always radium.

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