First up is Higgins' German Laundry Soap (not to be confused with Überweiss), which has the following caption on the front:
"Kind Captain, I've important information,It's OK. I don't get it, either.
Sing, hey, the gallant Captain that you are."
Higgins' German Laundry Soap is the best.
The back of the advertising reads like a miniature almanac page, with a recap of all of the U.S. presidential elections through the controversial election of 1876. It also lists the number of electoral votes for each state and reminds people that the next presidential election is set to occur on November 2, 1880.