Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Now I know what I can get my son for Christmas!

I got this piece of spam yesterday at work. Don't know why.

It's a real company, though. So, clearly, I should get my son a life-size animatronic dinosaur for Christmas. That would win me the Dad of the Year award, right?

Seeing whereas I have imbued Ashar with my own childhood love of "Land of the Lost," it's only appropriate that I should get him a life-sized Dopey or Grumpy. Maybe this Chinese company could throw in an Animatronic Cha-Ka if I make a seven-figure purchase.1 2

1. Animatronic Cha-Ka would be a good name for a band.
2. Phillip Paley + Ricardo Montalbán = This.

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