Wednesday, February 24, 2016

"Creepy" would like to you drop that expensive smoking habit

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Here is another intriguing tidbit from that August 1970 issue of Creepy that I featured a few days ago, for the Crawling Hand advertisement.

Long before anti-smoking campaigns were widespread or en vogue, Warren Publishing featured this public-service announcement, in the form of a comic strip, in its magazines. In this case, it appears as a half-page message on the glossy back cover of issue #34.1

So how did they convince young, horror-comic-reading Baby Boomers to put out their butts? In this case, it was by appealing to their wallets, their physical fitness and their love of surfing.

The six-panel strip, by Hall of Fame artist Frank Frazetta, opens with a pair of young smokers admiring a Dave, a formerly "boardless hodad"2 who is now riding the waves with a great surfboard and an attractive girl.

They ask Dave how he paid for his custom surfboard when they barely have enough money to pay for their "smokes."

Dave offers to let them try the board out, but one of them admits that he's "too winded" from smoking to get out on the surfboard.

Which brings Dave to the point, as he stares out of the comic strip at the reader: "You'd do well to quit burning up your pocket money on cigarettes! I did and banked the cash instead ... You're looking at what it got me!"

And then super-buff Dave exits stage left with his gnarly surfboard and bikini-bound girlfriend.

The final panel gives the hard data on the economics of smoking for surfer wannabes:

  • 5 cigarettes a day cost $32 or more a year
  • 10 cigarettes a day cost $64 or more a year
  • 20 cigarettes a day cost $128 or more a year

(These days, of course, you can put a much higher price tag on the cost of smoking. A 2015 study by WalletHub pegged lost/squandered income at more than a million dollars over a lifetime. And this 2012 worksheet lets you see exactly how much you're spending on cigarettes and imagine how that money could be reallocated to other needs. Hint: You can get a lot more than a kickin' surfboard.)

So what spurred this anti-smoking activism within the pages of Creepy magazine? Fortunately, we can let former Warren Publishing founder and president James Warren (1930-present) speak for himself, as he did in a full-page "Editorial to The President of the United States and All the Members of Congress — on behalf of our readers, most of who are from 10 to 18 years old," which appeared in Eerie #29 in September 1970. Here's an excerpt of the full message (which is mostly an anti-war missive) from Warren:
"We are a magazine publishing company that is in business to entertain and enlighten our audience. We don't publish politically-oriented magazines (3 of our titles are comics-format), but we do get involved in the serious issues of our times.

"... Still another involvement for us is the running of our Anti-Cigarette Smoking ad.

"Created at our own expense, this half-page Comics-Format ad "EASY WAY TO A TUFF SURFBOARD!" (written by Archie Goodwin, drawn by Frank Frazetta) has been running in all Warren Magazines for the past 5 summers. It's not the kind of ad you'll see in any other publication in America. It doesn't help sell our magazines, but we run it because we believe the message is important (more important than advertising revenue) — and deserves exposure in our pages."

And, for that sentiment, I think we should say "hats off!" to Warren and the folks behind Creepy's ghouls and goblins, who were decades ahead of the curve in their mission to get America to stop smoking.

1. The other half of the back cover features an advertisement for Conan adventure books, each costing 75¢ or 95¢, from Captain Company.
2. Urban Dictionary says that hodad is a "50's term for a greaser, someone who hung out at the beach, but definitely not a surfer."

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